1 00:00:04,283 --> 00:00:07,189 (stove-top sparking) 2 00:00:07,222 --> 00:00:10,630 (gas ignites, burner whooshing) 3 00:00:10,663 --> 00:00:13,702 (second burner sparking, ignites, whooshing) 4 00:00:14,504 --> 00:00:17,510 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:17,543 --> 00:00:20,583 (distant siren) 6 00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:27,162 Shh... 7 00:00:27,797 --> 00:00:31,639 (animal growling) 8 00:00:31,672 --> 00:00:34,277 -(louder snarling) -Shh... 9 00:00:34,310 --> 00:00:36,815 (growling) 10 00:00:36,848 --> 00:00:38,484 Shh... 11 00:00:43,529 --> 00:00:46,333 -(quietly) It's okay... -(snarling) 12 00:00:47,469 --> 00:00:50,509 (growling, loud breathing) 13 00:00:53,916 --> 00:00:57,155 Shh... 14 00:00:58,458 --> 00:01:02,065 (growling continues) 15 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:04,838 I know. 16 00:01:04,871 --> 00:01:07,175 (growling) 17 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:11,785 -(roar) -(car honking) 18 00:01:11,818 --> 00:01:14,123 -(panting) -(bell buzzing) 19 00:01:14,156 --> 00:01:15,860 (water boiling) 20 00:01:15,893 --> 00:01:18,799 ♪ ♪ 21 00:01:19,834 --> 00:01:21,471 (buzzing) 22 00:01:21,505 --> 00:01:23,909 (phone ringing) 23 00:01:23,942 --> 00:01:25,345 (knocking) 24 00:01:25,378 --> 00:01:27,717 (indistinct singing) 25 00:01:27,750 --> 00:01:29,588 -Yo. -Yo. Twenty-five pounds? 26 00:01:29,621 --> 00:01:31,391 Twenty-five? No, no, I ordered 200. 27 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:32,627 Paid for 25. 28 00:01:32,660 --> 00:01:34,262 Take it up with Lu. 29 00:01:40,408 --> 00:01:42,614 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no. No, Luanne, that's... 30 00:01:42,647 --> 00:01:45,285 that's... that's really nice of you. 31 00:01:45,318 --> 00:01:48,324 -Uh-huh. -(chatter over phone) 32 00:01:48,357 --> 00:01:49,861 Yeah. No, no, w-we're really grateful 33 00:01:49,894 --> 00:01:52,366 to still be open after everything. 34 00:01:52,399 --> 00:01:54,838 -Yeah, so, listen, I, um... -(Luanne continues) 35 00:01:54,871 --> 00:01:56,775 I'm still trying to figure this place out, 36 00:01:56,808 --> 00:01:59,881 you know, see how Michael was doing everything, 37 00:01:59,914 --> 00:02:01,652 and I wanna get your money. 38 00:02:01,685 --> 00:02:03,421 (video game dying effect) 39 00:02:03,454 --> 00:02:04,958 Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I miss him. 40 00:02:04,991 --> 00:02:07,262 Uh, I miss him, too. Yeah. 41 00:02:08,264 --> 00:02:10,168 (indistinct yell outside) 42 00:02:10,201 --> 00:02:12,607 -Okay. -(video game beep) 43 00:02:12,640 --> 00:02:16,381 No, it's good. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Thanks anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 44 00:02:16,414 --> 00:02:18,819 -Alright. Bye. -(indistinct singing) 45 00:02:18,852 --> 00:02:21,892 -(hangs up) -(video game effects) 46 00:02:21,925 --> 00:02:24,263 -(indistinct yell) -Fuck! 47 00:02:24,296 --> 00:02:26,535 -VIDEO GAME: Ball Breaker! -(beeping) 48 00:02:26,568 --> 00:02:28,606 -...broken! -(video game effects) 49 00:02:28,639 --> 00:02:30,710 -Shut up! -TINA: No, no, no. Puta! 50 00:02:30,743 --> 00:02:32,413 Don't unplug it. 51 00:02:32,446 --> 00:02:33,649 I know what that means, Tina. 52 00:02:33,682 --> 00:02:35,520 You unplug it, it won't work again. 53 00:02:35,553 --> 00:02:38,391 -GAME: Bonus! -When was the last time you emptied these? 54 00:02:38,424 --> 00:02:39,961 I don't know. 55 00:02:39,994 --> 00:02:42,199 ♪ ♪ 56 00:02:42,232 --> 00:02:45,271 -(click) -(clattering) 57 00:02:53,522 --> 00:02:55,626 ♪ Let's dance, fuck you ♪ 58 00:03:03,909 --> 00:03:05,813 Hey, Chi-Chi, it's Carmy. Still got that meat connect? 59 00:03:05,846 --> 00:03:08,885 -(L train rumbling) -(cars honking, traffic noise) 60 00:03:14,531 --> 00:03:17,369 -(rumbling) -(indistinct singing) 61 00:03:17,402 --> 00:03:18,437 (ding) 62 00:03:20,441 --> 00:03:22,847 VOICES: Oh! I'll have what she's having! 63 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:24,918 You cut vegetables like a bitch. 64 00:03:24,951 --> 00:03:26,955 Don't wipe your hands on your apron, Chef. 65 00:03:26,988 --> 00:03:29,660 -Jeff? -Chef. 66 00:03:31,698 --> 00:03:33,334 (sizzling) 67 00:03:33,367 --> 00:03:36,440 ♪ ♪ 68 00:03:36,473 --> 00:03:37,543 (door opens) 69 00:03:51,505 --> 00:03:53,943 We got issues. This arcuate's painted. 70 00:03:53,976 --> 00:03:55,412 Yeah, no shit it is. 71 00:03:55,445 --> 00:03:56,849 They conserved copper during World War II. 72 00:03:56,882 --> 00:03:58,686 -That's why there's no rivets? -That's why no rivets. 73 00:03:58,719 --> 00:04:00,857 -How the fuck do you not know that? -Because I fuckin' don't. 74 00:04:00,890 --> 00:04:03,829 This is original Big E red-line selvage, alright? 75 00:04:03,862 --> 00:04:06,869 From 1944. You can get 1,250 for that on eBay tonight. 76 00:04:06,902 --> 00:04:09,373 -CHI-CHI: And I'd still be five and a half short. -Add this. 77 00:04:09,406 --> 00:04:10,977 -(coins rattling) -What am I, a Coinstar? 78 00:04:11,010 --> 00:04:12,847 -That's like three hundo, Chi-Chi! -Three hundo plus what? 79 00:04:15,084 --> 00:04:17,824 Plus a 1955 blanket-lined Type 3. 80 00:04:17,857 --> 00:04:19,326 -CHI-CHI: Pleated? -Pleated. 81 00:04:19,359 --> 00:04:20,394 Boom. 82 00:04:24,336 --> 00:04:26,073 ♪ ♪ 83 00:04:26,106 --> 00:04:27,977 (sizzling) 84 00:04:32,987 --> 00:04:34,557 VIDEO GAME: Ball Breaker! 85 00:04:40,803 --> 00:04:42,840 ♪ ♪ 86 00:04:58,972 --> 00:05:01,912 CARMY: Hey, Sugar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, I-I need your help. 87 00:05:01,945 --> 00:05:03,414 No. 88 00:05:03,447 --> 00:05:05,853 No, no, no, no. It's not like that. 89 00:05:05,886 --> 00:05:08,759 Yeah, I need that, uh, jacket that Mike gave me. 90 00:05:08,792 --> 00:05:12,132 Yeah. Look, can you, uh, can you bring it here? 91 00:05:12,165 --> 00:05:15,606 Thank you. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Alright. Alright. Bye. 92 00:05:17,944 --> 00:05:19,848 Hi. Hello. 93 00:05:19,881 --> 00:05:22,520 -CARMY: Hi. -I-I'm Sydney. 94 00:05:22,553 --> 00:05:25,058 I called about the sous position, I'm staging today. 95 00:05:25,091 --> 00:05:27,129 -Right. Shit. Sorry. Yes. Yeah. -Yeah. 96 00:05:27,162 --> 00:05:30,468 -Carmy. Um, here, gimme your... Thank you. -Hey. Uh, yes. 97 00:05:30,502 --> 00:05:33,676 CARMY: Uh, Alinea, Smoque, Avec. 98 00:05:33,709 --> 00:05:36,080 That's some serious heat. What's, uh... 99 00:05:36,113 --> 00:05:38,418 -What's UPS? That's in Chicago? -Uh, 100 00:05:38,451 --> 00:05:40,856 United Parcel Service... 101 00:05:40,889 --> 00:05:43,762 -CARMY: Shit. That's the UPS. -The one-- The mail-- Yeah... 102 00:05:43,795 --> 00:05:46,635 -Yeah. Um, what'd you-- what'd you do for them? -Drove. 103 00:05:46,668 --> 00:05:48,572 Paid my way through culinary school, so... 104 00:05:48,605 --> 00:05:51,043 -CIA? -Uh, CIA, yeah. 105 00:05:51,076 --> 00:05:52,947 Okay, so what are you doing here? 106 00:05:54,216 --> 00:05:55,987 You know, this, um, 107 00:05:56,020 --> 00:05:58,858 this was my dad's favorite spot when I was a kid. 108 00:06:00,028 --> 00:06:01,664 Come here every Sunday. 109 00:06:02,465 --> 00:06:04,169 Special place. 110 00:06:04,202 --> 00:06:06,575 Good. Um... 111 00:06:06,608 --> 00:06:09,581 Okay, so you know the drill. We, uh... 112 00:06:09,614 --> 00:06:10,950 you're gonna make family. 113 00:06:10,983 --> 00:06:13,087 It's meat plus three, and w-we eat around 2:00. 114 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:14,991 Yeah, heard. Dope. Cool. 115 00:06:16,728 --> 00:06:19,066 CARMY: What's up? 116 00:06:19,099 --> 00:06:22,138 -Can I just, like, ask you a question maybe? -Of course. Yeah. 117 00:06:23,875 --> 00:06:24,911 I know who you are. 118 00:06:24,944 --> 00:06:27,517 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah, I-I mean... 119 00:06:27,550 --> 00:06:29,854 you were the most excellent CDC 120 00:06:29,887 --> 00:06:31,992 at the most excellent restaurant 121 00:06:32,025 --> 00:06:35,533 in the entire United States of America. 122 00:06:35,566 --> 00:06:37,803 So, what are you doing here? I guess. 123 00:06:39,907 --> 00:06:41,043 Making sandwiches. 124 00:06:41,076 --> 00:06:44,049 ♪ Yeah... ♪ 125 00:06:44,082 --> 00:06:46,053 -Tina... Ebraheim? -Carmen! Where is beef? 126 00:06:46,086 --> 00:06:48,024 It's in the oven. Tina, can you start 127 00:06:48,057 --> 00:06:50,462 -a new giardiniera for me please, Chef? -I need my fennel first, Jeff. 128 00:06:50,496 --> 00:06:52,867 -EBRAHEIM: Carmen. I need my beef! -CARMY: Ebraheim... 129 00:06:52,900 --> 00:06:55,171 Then I do onion, then I do potatoes. We have system. 130 00:06:55,204 --> 00:06:56,708 Aight, but you can punch 'em, blanch 'em, 131 00:06:56,741 --> 00:06:58,478 freeze 'em, fry 'em before the beef, right? 132 00:06:58,512 --> 00:07:01,017 -Don't mess up our place! -I'm not missing anything up. 133 00:07:01,050 --> 00:07:03,121 Chef, no! Please, please, do not touch that. 134 00:07:03,154 --> 00:07:04,591 This is the one time you listen to me. 135 00:07:04,624 --> 00:07:05,793 Please do not touch that. 136 00:07:05,826 --> 00:07:07,162 That's been going for 12 hours, okay? 137 00:07:07,195 --> 00:07:08,866 That's my pot, Jeff. 138 00:07:08,899 --> 00:07:10,936 -Everybody know. -That's her pot. 139 00:07:10,969 --> 00:07:14,644 Use another pot, please, Chef. Alright? Corner! 140 00:07:14,677 --> 00:07:16,047 ♪ 'Cause it just don't end ♪ 141 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:17,684 Hey, Marcus, I need a double order of bread today, 142 00:07:17,717 --> 00:07:19,153 -okay, Chef? -Come on, Carmy, I been telling you 143 00:07:19,186 --> 00:07:20,723 for the past two weeks the mixer's fucked, 144 00:07:20,756 --> 00:07:21,958 and I gotta do all this by hand. 145 00:07:21,991 --> 00:07:23,562 Plus, Tina keeps messing with the temperature 146 00:07:23,595 --> 00:07:25,065 -and it's fucking up my rise. -TINA: No inglés. 147 00:07:25,098 --> 00:07:26,735 -Tina, I know you speak English! -Listen, 148 00:07:26,768 --> 00:07:28,137 Marcus, we're not meeting dailies, alright? 149 00:07:28,170 --> 00:07:29,808 Vendors are cutting us off. I don't have the money 150 00:07:29,841 --> 00:07:30,976 to fix it right this second, 151 00:07:31,009 --> 00:07:32,580 but I will get you a new mixer. Okay? 152 00:07:32,613 --> 00:07:34,851 -I promise you. Yeah? -EBRAHEIM: Carmen! Buzzer! 153 00:07:34,884 --> 00:07:36,655 Alright, that's the beef. Come on, gimme a hand. 154 00:07:36,688 --> 00:07:37,990 ♪ I said I don't give a damn ♪ 155 00:07:38,023 --> 00:07:39,861 Corner! Smaller fry scoops today, Chef. Behind! 156 00:07:39,894 --> 00:07:41,798 -Not system! -CARMY: What is this system? 157 00:07:41,831 --> 00:07:43,869 -Michael's system. -Carmen, there is a girl. 158 00:07:43,902 --> 00:07:45,639 Yeah, that's Sydney. She's helping us out today. 159 00:07:45,672 --> 00:07:47,910 Michael's system makes no sense-- I'm saying something! 160 00:07:47,943 --> 00:07:50,181 Marcus, I say something. You are my favorite bitch. 161 00:07:50,214 --> 00:07:51,585 Oh, your English is gettin' tight, Zeebs. 162 00:07:51,618 --> 00:07:52,754 You kidnap a ship captain? 163 00:07:52,787 --> 00:07:54,223 Your mom teach me during sex. 164 00:07:54,256 --> 00:07:55,893 Oh, that's not cool. I'm fucking with you. 165 00:07:55,926 --> 00:07:57,062 -That's how you do it! -(laughter) 166 00:07:57,095 --> 00:07:58,632 -Yo yo yo. -CARMY: Hey yo, Gary! 167 00:07:58,665 --> 00:08:00,068 You set up a compost for me today, Chef? 168 00:08:00,101 --> 00:08:01,805 After I do my thing in the place. 169 00:08:01,838 --> 00:08:03,007 That's very clear. Thank you. 170 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:04,911 Behind. Behind. 171 00:08:04,944 --> 00:08:07,850 -Hey, Chef, is there, like, a family shelf or something? -Behind! 172 00:08:07,883 --> 00:08:10,088 -Shelf? -Sorry, um... (speaks Spanish) 173 00:08:10,121 --> 00:08:13,027 (speaking Spanish) 174 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:17,269 (Spanish, overly friendly) 175 00:08:17,302 --> 00:08:18,805 Fuck off. 176 00:08:20,174 --> 00:08:22,914 -Gracias. -(door shuts) 177 00:08:22,947 --> 00:08:25,953 -Bottom right side of walk-in. -(sighs) Thanks, Chef. 178 00:08:25,986 --> 00:08:28,057 ♪ ♪ 179 00:08:33,835 --> 00:08:35,806 ♪ Like that all rough ♪ Yo, this shit looks different. 180 00:08:35,839 --> 00:08:38,946 -Corner... Yo, you. -MARCUS: Yo, family! 181 00:08:38,979 --> 00:08:41,016 Fucking with my program, cousin? 182 00:08:41,049 --> 00:08:42,820 Program started four hours ago. 183 00:08:42,853 --> 00:08:44,924 RICHIE: I had the kid all morning. Excuse me. 184 00:08:44,957 --> 00:08:46,728 Listen, what is going on with Ballbreaker? 185 00:08:46,761 --> 00:08:47,997 My Insta's completely blowing up. 186 00:08:48,030 --> 00:08:49,199 MARCUS: You got like 30 followers, dog. 187 00:08:49,232 --> 00:08:50,970 Yeah, I got-- What is that, a diss? 188 00:08:51,003 --> 00:08:52,807 -I got 36 followers... -(laughter) 189 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:55,345 (bell ringing, kitchen chatter) 190 00:08:55,378 --> 00:08:58,852 We need the business! Nerds come in from Rockford to play. 191 00:08:58,885 --> 00:09:01,090 Yeah, like in 1987. You know, when you were still in 192 00:09:01,123 --> 00:09:02,927 that deadbeat's balls. How are you? 193 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:04,731 TINA: Good. How was the recital? 194 00:09:04,764 --> 00:09:06,200 Oh my god, she murdered it, Tina! 195 00:09:06,233 --> 00:09:08,237 I gotta-- H-hold on. 196 00:09:08,270 --> 00:09:10,943 -Listen, you gotta run this stuff by me first. -I don't have to do shit. 197 00:09:10,976 --> 00:09:13,247 Hold on. Listen, let's just have a conversation for a second! 198 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:16,855 -Whoa. Fuck is this? -This is Sydney. I'm staging today. 199 00:09:16,888 --> 00:09:18,257 -You're what-ing today? -CARMY: That's Sydney. 200 00:09:18,290 --> 00:09:20,094 She's helping us out today. 201 00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:22,032 -Cousin, you ordering a different mayonnaise, bro? -...bananas? 202 00:09:22,065 --> 00:09:24,203 -No, all you, Chef. -Yeah, "All you, Chef." This biff, 203 00:09:24,236 --> 00:09:26,741 -he was usin' them to make a giant nut muffin! -CARMY: It was a play on 204 00:09:26,774 --> 00:09:28,277 a Panettone. It woulda been beautiful 205 00:09:28,310 --> 00:09:30,749 -if you'd let me finish it. Fuck! Cousin! -Fuck you! 206 00:09:30,782 --> 00:09:32,920 Richie Jerimovich. Pleasure to meet you, sweetheart. 207 00:09:32,953 --> 00:09:34,791 -Don't say sweetheart, you fucking weirdo. -Oh sorry, 208 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:36,895 Carm, you're so woke. I meant nothing by it, 209 00:09:36,928 --> 00:09:38,297 Sydney. Saying sweetheart 210 00:09:38,330 --> 00:09:39,834 is just part of our Italian heritage. 211 00:09:39,867 --> 00:09:42,105 -That's beautiful. Thank you. -TINA: Corner! 212 00:09:42,138 --> 00:09:44,777 -Okay-- -Listen, I'm trying to talk to you, okay? 213 00:09:44,810 --> 00:09:46,748 Don't be rude and start doing a million things-- 214 00:09:46,781 --> 00:09:48,886 -I don't have time for this right now. -I don't remember having time 215 00:09:48,919 --> 00:09:50,956 -to take care of your mom for six months. -Don't you fucking-- 216 00:09:50,989 --> 00:09:53,294 No, don't you fucking! I got all kinds of receipts 217 00:09:53,327 --> 00:09:55,633 from my divorce lawyer backing up 'cause all the time I spent 218 00:09:55,666 --> 00:09:57,068 trying to put your family back together 219 00:09:57,101 --> 00:09:59,707 'cause you're too much of a cocksucker to come home! 220 00:10:00,943 --> 00:10:02,680 The guys are texting me. 221 00:10:02,713 --> 00:10:04,817 You're telling them to do all sorts of weird shit backwards. 222 00:10:04,850 --> 00:10:06,888 Don't fucking do that, Carmen! 223 00:10:06,921 --> 00:10:09,092 (muffled) Don't go messing with their heads and ordering 224 00:10:09,125 --> 00:10:11,197 different mayonnaise and hiring new fucking broads 225 00:10:11,230 --> 00:10:13,669 without talking to me first! 226 00:10:13,702 --> 00:10:16,675 This is your brother's house, okay? Yeah? Remember? 227 00:10:16,708 --> 00:10:19,146 I was running it fine without you. 228 00:10:19,179 --> 00:10:21,216 Why didn't he leave it to you then? 229 00:10:22,953 --> 00:10:24,056 (door opens) 230 00:10:24,089 --> 00:10:27,195 -Low on olive oil, Carmen. -Heard. 231 00:10:28,063 --> 00:10:31,069 ♪ ♪ 232 00:10:33,107 --> 00:10:34,243 ♪ Huh huh huh ♪ 233 00:10:34,276 --> 00:10:35,912 Where's my knife?! 234 00:10:38,183 --> 00:10:39,854 Chefs, we gotta sharpen our knives 235 00:10:39,887 --> 00:10:41,457 -when we got a sec! -RICHIE: You gotta sharpen 236 00:10:41,490 --> 00:10:42,994 your brain when we get a second. 237 00:10:43,027 --> 00:10:44,429 -(Tina laughs) -You been here for two weeks, 238 00:10:44,462 --> 00:10:46,768 we been having money problems for two weeks. 239 00:10:46,801 --> 00:10:48,739 One plus one equals you're an asshole, Bobby Flay. 240 00:10:48,772 --> 00:10:50,108 Don't call me Bobby Flay! Sydney, stir 241 00:10:50,141 --> 00:10:52,012 -that pot for me, please, Chef. -Yes, Chef. 242 00:10:52,045 --> 00:10:54,216 -You want a cartouche? -What's a cartouche? 243 00:10:54,249 --> 00:10:55,953 -What's our best day here? -Five. 244 00:10:55,986 --> 00:10:58,457 Okay, Ebraheim, get me a pot for the giardiniera! 245 00:10:58,490 --> 00:11:00,829 So if we do six, that'll get us through the week, right? 246 00:11:00,862 --> 00:11:03,200 -So, Ballbreaker. -RICHIE: Just make it easy 247 00:11:03,233 --> 00:11:06,173 -and make the fucking spaghetti! -Don't say spaghetti! 248 00:11:06,206 --> 00:11:08,812 -All these knives are dull! -Spaghetti's the biggest seller, Carm. 249 00:11:08,845 --> 00:11:11,350 -That shit was straight-up fire. -Straight-up done now, Chef. Behind. 250 00:11:11,383 --> 00:11:14,122 -Yeah, but why? -Because fucking 11 Madison Park 251 00:11:14,155 --> 00:11:16,494 dickhead over here, he couldn't figure it out! 252 00:11:16,527 --> 00:11:19,032 -CARMY: Housekeeping, Chefs! -RICHIE: Again, what the fuck are you saying? 253 00:11:19,065 --> 00:11:20,435 Anyone understand what he's saying? 254 00:11:20,468 --> 00:11:22,439 Housekeeping means you have to clean your stations 255 00:11:22,472 --> 00:11:24,944 'cause this place is fuckin' gross. 256 00:11:24,977 --> 00:11:28,050 I refer to everybody as Chef because it's a sign of respect, 257 00:11:28,083 --> 00:11:30,054 and I never said I couldn't figure out the spaghetti. 258 00:11:30,087 --> 00:11:31,791 I said it doesn't make any sense on this menu, 259 00:11:31,824 --> 00:11:34,897 so it is done. The end. 260 00:11:34,930 --> 00:11:37,302 -Three hours to open, Chefs! -(ticking) 261 00:11:37,335 --> 00:11:40,909 Who are you yelling at, Carmy? There's like four of us in here. 262 00:11:40,942 --> 00:11:42,212 Now, let me ask you something. 263 00:11:42,245 --> 00:11:44,049 If the spaghetti didn't make any sense, 264 00:11:44,082 --> 00:11:46,220 how come everybody fucking loved that shit? 265 00:11:46,253 --> 00:11:48,925 -MARCUS: Everybody did love it. -Everybody doesn't have any taste. 266 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,361 It was an under-seasoned over-sauced mess. 267 00:11:50,394 --> 00:11:52,232 -It took seven hours to prep. -RICHIE: Oh, fuck! 268 00:11:52,265 --> 00:11:54,469 You know what? This shit right here 269 00:11:54,503 --> 00:11:56,508 made you pompous and delusional 270 00:11:56,541 --> 00:11:59,179 and a fucking gayrod! 271 00:11:59,212 --> 00:12:01,050 These guys, they taught you how to cook with ants, 272 00:12:01,083 --> 00:12:03,555 but none of these fuckwads taught you how to make a pasta! 273 00:12:03,588 --> 00:12:05,291 Probably should learn how to make pasta, Carmy. 274 00:12:05,324 --> 00:12:06,962 A, I know how to make pasta, Marcus. 275 00:12:06,995 --> 00:12:08,999 B, I hate to break your hearts, motherfuckers, 276 00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:10,769 but that gluey, mushy bullshit 277 00:12:10,802 --> 00:12:12,439 is not bailing us out this time. 278 00:12:12,472 --> 00:12:14,343 Ballbreaker is. Fak's raising plays 279 00:12:14,376 --> 00:12:16,146 to a dollar, so shut the fuck up! 280 00:12:16,179 --> 00:12:18,552 -Who the fuck is Fak? -Tina! Did you take my knife, Chef? 281 00:12:18,585 --> 00:12:20,088 Did you take my pot, Jeff? 282 00:12:20,121 --> 00:12:22,092 (laughs) 283 00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:24,429 -Fuck! -RICHIE: Neil Fak! 284 00:12:24,462 --> 00:12:27,369 This fucking fairy's butt-buddy. He's-- 285 00:12:27,402 --> 00:12:29,139 Whoa! 286 00:12:29,172 --> 00:12:32,045 -Why is the beef so hot? -MARCUS: 'Cause we just took it out. 287 00:12:32,078 --> 00:12:34,282 -Two hours late? -Two hours longer! 288 00:12:34,315 --> 00:12:35,986 Wrigley didn't deliver enough meat this week. 289 00:12:36,019 --> 00:12:38,992 -Why didn't Wrigley deliver? -Because we're out of money! 290 00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:40,294 The only beef I could get 291 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:42,098 was bone-in, which you have to braise, alright? 292 00:12:42,131 --> 00:12:44,570 It takes two hours longer. The good news is 293 00:12:44,603 --> 00:12:47,008 -we can stretch it by cutting the bread shorter... -Call Wrigley. 294 00:12:47,041 --> 00:12:49,279 -...and using less gravy. -Call Wrigley! Which is not how we have ever done 295 00:12:49,312 --> 00:12:51,283 a beef here in 25 years, Carm! 296 00:12:51,316 --> 00:12:53,955 -(singing) System, baby. -System! 297 00:12:53,988 --> 00:12:56,160 -You can barely afford to pay people, but sick system. -Don't fucking 298 00:12:56,193 --> 00:12:57,395 talk to me about labor, Noma! 299 00:12:57,428 --> 00:12:59,399 I thought this was your house! 300 00:12:59,432 --> 00:13:02,471 ♪ ♪ 301 00:13:04,209 --> 00:13:06,146 Fuck all this. 302 00:13:06,179 --> 00:13:08,384 Announcement! Listen up! 303 00:13:08,417 --> 00:13:10,354 Bread stays the same! 304 00:13:10,387 --> 00:13:12,425 Gravy stays the same! 305 00:13:15,966 --> 00:13:17,970 ♪ Let it go, baby ♪ 306 00:13:18,003 --> 00:13:19,941 ♪ Now ♪ 307 00:13:19,974 --> 00:13:23,313 ♪ I'm gonna kick back down and see ♪ 308 00:13:25,919 --> 00:13:27,422 VIDEO GAME: Ballbreaker! 309 00:13:27,455 --> 00:13:29,494 A buck's not gonna get 'em anywhere, Bear. 310 00:13:29,527 --> 00:13:31,965 -It's just too difficult. -Yeah, Fak, that's the point. 311 00:13:31,998 --> 00:13:34,202 -It's already ultra confusing. -Yeah, homie, 312 00:13:34,235 --> 00:13:36,908 it-it's a Norwegian knockoff of Mortal Kombat. 313 00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:38,945 Part of the reason why this machine got recalled 314 00:13:38,978 --> 00:13:40,582 in the first place, aside from the excessive 315 00:13:40,615 --> 00:13:42,920 and irresponsible violence, is it's just too difficult! 316 00:13:42,953 --> 00:13:44,924 It's a fighter and a fucking scroller. 317 00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:47,563 -(game effects) -Also, sorry. 318 00:13:47,596 --> 00:13:49,232 I didn't make it to the funeral. 319 00:13:49,265 --> 00:13:51,170 I sent flowers, 320 00:13:51,203 --> 00:13:53,975 -and I really hope they looked nice. -I don't know. I wasn't there. 321 00:13:54,008 --> 00:13:55,913 -How long's this gonna take? -It's gonna take an hour. 322 00:13:55,946 --> 00:13:57,348 Aight, it's gotta be faster. Yo, Sweeps, 323 00:13:57,381 --> 00:13:59,086 can open up the windows in the back, please? 324 00:13:59,119 --> 00:14:00,589 -SWEEPS: Later. -Carmy, you're bleeding! 325 00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:04,262 -Shit! Man, stupid dull-ass knife! -EBRAHEIM: Corner! 326 00:14:04,295 --> 00:14:06,333 -You're making me queasy. -Fucking damn it, Ebraheim! 327 00:14:06,366 --> 00:14:09,473 -Carmen, your fault! Say corner! -Blood! You see? 328 00:14:09,507 --> 00:14:11,644 Good! Good! Y'all happy now? 329 00:14:11,677 --> 00:14:14,082 Can I have my fucking knife back?! 330 00:14:14,115 --> 00:14:15,384 (all shouting) 331 00:14:15,417 --> 00:14:18,390 ♪ ♪ 332 00:14:18,423 --> 00:14:21,429 (fluorescent lights buzzing) 333 00:14:29,112 --> 00:14:32,553 (deep rumbling) 334 00:14:32,586 --> 00:14:36,360 (soft animal growling) 335 00:14:36,393 --> 00:14:39,365 (growling, snarling) 336 00:14:45,712 --> 00:14:47,516 (roaring) 337 00:14:47,549 --> 00:14:51,256 (Richie speaking indistinctly) 338 00:14:51,289 --> 00:14:53,194 -(shuts off radio) -RICHIE: Ebraheim, I swear to God, 339 00:14:53,227 --> 00:14:56,233 she looks fucking beautiful. You would've lost your mind. 340 00:14:56,266 --> 00:14:58,437 -That's fire, Chef. -RICHIE: And all of a sudden, 341 00:14:58,470 --> 00:15:00,642 -the guy's back in my face! -CARMY: Hey! 342 00:15:00,675 --> 00:15:02,378 -Guys, look, we gotta line up! -(clapping) 343 00:15:02,411 --> 00:15:04,449 We got service in an hour, alright? 344 00:15:04,482 --> 00:15:06,153 RICHIE: I'm like, listen, if you're gonna get in my face, 345 00:15:06,186 --> 00:15:08,123 -we're gonna have a problem. -CARMY: Hey! Cousin! 346 00:15:08,156 --> 00:15:10,428 -Yeah, one second. -Seriously, I wanna start defining our roles 347 00:15:10,461 --> 00:15:12,533 -a little bit more clearly, alright? -Hold on a second here. 348 00:15:12,566 --> 00:15:14,537 -We're just-- Hold on a second. -Cousin. Seriously, Cousin! 349 00:15:14,570 --> 00:15:16,173 Trying to get some work done here, capiche? 350 00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:18,143 MARCUS: This the dude from the hot dog stand? 351 00:15:18,176 --> 00:15:20,047 -RICHIE: This is his twin brother... -Fucking lying. 352 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:22,018 -...which I found out later! I found out later. -MARCUS: You lying! 353 00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:24,456 But at this point, I think it's the guy from the hot dog stand, 354 00:15:24,489 --> 00:15:26,995 and I'm like, listen, go home already! 355 00:15:27,028 --> 00:15:29,567 -(laughter) -Get the fuck outta here! 356 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:32,138 Oh my god! I'm like... 357 00:15:32,171 --> 00:15:34,075 So, I'm like, okay, now there's a problem. 358 00:15:34,108 --> 00:15:37,081 I'm trying to enjoy my tacos, you're ruining my date, right? 359 00:15:37,114 --> 00:15:39,554 So, this guy, he pulls out a revolver. 360 00:15:39,587 --> 00:15:42,158 -MARCUS: Come on. -Swear to God! And I'm like, oh my god, 361 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,497 wh-where did you get that? What, did you steal that 362 00:15:44,530 --> 00:15:46,166 -from the museum gift shop? -(police siren) 363 00:15:46,199 --> 00:15:48,772 You know, like, who are you? Mr. Bogart? 364 00:15:48,805 --> 00:15:52,178 -Please, what are we doing here... (fades out) -(police radio chatter) 365 00:15:52,211 --> 00:15:55,284 ("Via Chicago" by Wilco playing) 366 00:16:02,198 --> 00:16:05,170 (sizzling) 367 00:16:12,418 --> 00:16:14,222 Hey, Tina, I gotta go see my sister. 368 00:16:14,255 --> 00:16:17,061 -You hold down the fort? -Yeah, sure. Listen, Jeff. 369 00:16:17,094 --> 00:16:18,765 How come your sister don't come by here no more? 370 00:16:18,798 --> 00:16:20,467 Oh, you gotta ask her. 371 00:16:22,371 --> 00:16:24,209 ♪ I dreamed about killing you... ♪ 372 00:16:24,242 --> 00:16:27,081 -Hi. -Yo. You didn't put it in a bag or anything? 373 00:16:28,283 --> 00:16:30,087 That's how you say hello to me? 374 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:32,526 -Hi. -Hi there! 375 00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:34,462 ♪ Dying on the banks ♪ 376 00:16:34,496 --> 00:16:37,603 ♪ Of Embarcadero skies ♪ 377 00:16:37,636 --> 00:16:40,708 ♪ I sat and watched you bleed ♪ 378 00:16:42,512 --> 00:16:44,550 You smell like this place. 379 00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:47,623 Hi. (clears throat) 380 00:16:47,656 --> 00:16:51,129 Sorry. I just... hate seeing you here. 381 00:16:51,831 --> 00:16:53,000 Yeah, well... 382 00:16:53,033 --> 00:16:57,374 ♪ Your cold, hot blood ran away from me ♪ 383 00:16:58,276 --> 00:16:59,279 These labels. 384 00:16:59,312 --> 00:17:00,816 -Marcus! -What? 385 00:17:00,849 --> 00:17:03,153 Where are the chili flakes? It's the most Polish shit ever. 386 00:17:03,186 --> 00:17:06,126 -Cousin organizes it, it's more confusing-- -Right there. 387 00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:07,596 Labeled "chili flakes." 388 00:17:11,604 --> 00:17:14,109 What does Sweeps stand for? 389 00:17:14,142 --> 00:17:16,446 SWEEPS: I swept St. Louis three times and had a no-hitter. 390 00:17:16,479 --> 00:17:18,551 My real last name is Woods. 391 00:17:19,419 --> 00:17:21,422 ♪ ♪ 392 00:17:23,828 --> 00:17:28,270 ♪ I printed my name on the back of a leaf ♪ 393 00:17:28,303 --> 00:17:31,777 ♪ And I watched it float away ♪ 394 00:17:35,518 --> 00:17:37,221 You talk to Mom? 395 00:17:37,254 --> 00:17:39,694 -No. Uh... -I know she'd love to see you. 396 00:17:39,727 --> 00:17:42,198 No, I know, I know. I just... 397 00:17:42,231 --> 00:17:44,804 (inhales) 398 00:17:44,837 --> 00:17:47,141 ♪ The wind blew me back... ♪ 399 00:17:47,174 --> 00:17:48,176 (clicks tongue) 400 00:17:52,251 --> 00:17:54,557 I've been trying to call you. You haven't called me back. 401 00:17:54,590 --> 00:17:56,293 Yeah, no, I know. I just-- I've been busy. 402 00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:58,297 I've been working, so... 403 00:17:58,330 --> 00:18:00,635 -Uncle Jimmy wants to buy this place. -It's not for sale. 404 00:18:00,668 --> 00:18:02,706 -I know. That's what I wanted to tell you. -That it's not for sale? 405 00:18:02,739 --> 00:18:04,376 No, that I think we should sell it to him. 406 00:18:04,409 --> 00:18:05,846 So he can flip it into an Applebee's? 407 00:18:05,879 --> 00:18:09,219 No, no, I-I'm trying to to do something here, Sugar. 408 00:18:09,252 --> 00:18:12,325 Okay, I was so excited for you to come home. 409 00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:14,697 ♪ Via Chicago... ♪ 410 00:18:14,730 --> 00:18:16,265 Gotta go. Um... 411 00:18:17,201 --> 00:18:19,271 Okay. (scoffs) 412 00:18:20,340 --> 00:18:21,610 I'm okay. 413 00:18:23,213 --> 00:18:24,683 -Okay? -(mouthing) Okay. 414 00:18:26,887 --> 00:18:28,858 I'm gonna fix this place. 415 00:18:28,891 --> 00:18:30,461 ♪ Searching for home... ♪ 416 00:18:30,495 --> 00:18:32,800 No one's asking you to. 417 00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:35,337 ♪ Searching for home via Chicago ♪ 418 00:18:36,372 --> 00:18:38,545 Um, I really-- I gotta go, okay? 419 00:18:38,578 --> 00:18:40,214 -Bear. -Yeah? 420 00:18:40,247 --> 00:18:41,850 I love you. 421 00:18:42,953 --> 00:18:44,957 Thank you for this. 422 00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:46,627 (creaks, shuts) 423 00:18:47,763 --> 00:18:49,365 (mouthing) You're welcome. 424 00:18:52,639 --> 00:18:53,708 (sighs) 425 00:18:57,516 --> 00:18:59,452 SWEEPS: Welcome back. 426 00:19:03,528 --> 00:19:05,598 Time to try the new sandwiches. Behind! 427 00:19:06,266 --> 00:19:07,669 Corner! 428 00:19:10,474 --> 00:19:11,877 Marcus, rolls, please, Chef! 429 00:19:12,946 --> 00:19:14,616 -(clatters) -Fuck. Again! 430 00:19:17,321 --> 00:19:19,593 -That's crumbly! It's too dense! -MARCUS: Doing it by hand! 431 00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:20,829 -Yo. -It's the mixer. 432 00:19:20,862 --> 00:19:22,265 It's not the mixer, alright? It's crumbly. 433 00:19:22,298 --> 00:19:23,535 The oven's too dry. 434 00:19:23,568 --> 00:19:25,237 You need to fill a baking sheet with water, 435 00:19:25,270 --> 00:19:27,275 put it on the oven floor, throw in another batch, okay? 436 00:19:27,308 --> 00:19:28,744 -Don't tell me how to do my job. -Just do it! 437 00:19:31,684 --> 00:19:34,523 CARMY: Yo! Somebody come try this! Cousin! 438 00:19:34,556 --> 00:19:35,792 RICHIE: Yeah, right! 439 00:19:35,825 --> 00:19:37,796 -(mumbling) -There you go, Chef. 440 00:19:38,631 --> 00:19:40,669 Chef. 441 00:19:40,702 --> 00:19:42,606 What's goin' on? What do you think? 442 00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:45,277 -It's redundant and white, just like you. -CARMY: Heard, heard, heard. 443 00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,816 -Tina. Salt? Beef? It's tender? -(moaning) 444 00:19:47,849 --> 00:19:50,020 -Very good, puta! -It's nice? We happy? Happy? 445 00:19:50,053 --> 00:19:53,327 -Alright, alright. -(clapping) 446 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,797 Yo, Sydney! 447 00:19:54,830 --> 00:19:56,633 Try this business. 448 00:19:58,971 --> 00:20:01,711 -Oh, fuck. -Mm-hmm. You know that's fire. 449 00:20:01,744 --> 00:20:03,581 -Yeah, fuckin' fire. -Mm-hmm. 450 00:20:03,614 --> 00:20:05,819 So, how you gonna pass the family test? 451 00:20:05,852 --> 00:20:07,387 Delicious or impressive? 452 00:20:08,591 --> 00:20:10,461 Delicious is impressive. 453 00:20:10,495 --> 00:20:12,599 Word. Word... 454 00:20:12,632 --> 00:20:14,970 ♪ ♪ 455 00:20:15,003 --> 00:20:17,776 (crowd chanting outside) 456 00:20:17,809 --> 00:20:19,713 That dude looks like a carrot. 457 00:20:19,746 --> 00:20:22,519 -FAK: Is that a fucking carrot? -MARCUS: I mean, it's clearly a carrot. 458 00:20:22,552 --> 00:20:24,455 Do you not know what a carrot looks like? 459 00:20:24,488 --> 00:20:25,892 We're gonna need more bread. 460 00:20:29,465 --> 00:20:31,303 See, it's all good till it starts making this weird 461 00:20:31,336 --> 00:20:32,840 -"guggugguggug" sound. -Oh my god, 462 00:20:32,873 --> 00:20:34,844 that's a classic sound with these fucking pieces of shit. 463 00:20:34,877 --> 00:20:36,981 Hey, did you know Michael? 464 00:20:37,014 --> 00:20:38,585 Dude, he was like one of my best friends, 465 00:20:38,618 --> 00:20:40,589 but then fuckin' it got dark at the end... 466 00:20:40,622 --> 00:20:41,858 Corner! How we looking on that bread? 467 00:20:41,891 --> 00:20:44,062 -Coming out soon. -Fak, watch your back. 468 00:20:44,095 --> 00:20:45,932 -Hey, Chi-Chi, yeah, come get your jacket. -Corner! 469 00:20:45,965 --> 00:20:47,468 Yo! Yo! Fak, how we looking? 470 00:20:47,502 --> 00:20:49,005 Dude, I'm gonna be able to fix this, dude. 471 00:20:49,038 --> 00:20:51,644 -Do you have any, like, stale bread? Thank you. -Right there. 472 00:20:51,677 --> 00:20:54,015 -RICHIE: Corner! -Chef! Corner! Behind... 473 00:20:54,048 --> 00:20:57,088 -Fak, watch it. -CARMY: Hey, I'll pay you in sandwich, yeah? 474 00:20:57,121 --> 00:20:59,492 -Deal! -No shit deal! 475 00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:01,497 -Oh, fuck off, man. -Hey, was Richie always an asshole? 476 00:21:01,530 --> 00:21:03,768 Dude, always and forever. Dude, he's the fucking worst. 477 00:21:03,801 --> 00:21:06,339 -Mm, yeah. He sucks. -Dude, he's not a nice guy. 478 00:21:06,372 --> 00:21:08,645 -He's just-- He's sad inside. -Yeah. 479 00:21:08,678 --> 00:21:10,649 Fak... 480 00:21:10,682 --> 00:21:11,751 Dude... 481 00:21:11,784 --> 00:21:15,023 ♪ ♪ 482 00:21:19,833 --> 00:21:23,040 -Yo, family's up! -Yeah! Woo! Let's do this! 483 00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:24,777 (clapping) 484 00:21:24,810 --> 00:21:27,549 FAK: Oh my gosh. I smell... That looks so good! 485 00:21:27,582 --> 00:21:30,120 -SWEEPS: Damn, Sydney! -FAK: Let's go! 486 00:21:30,153 --> 00:21:33,828 (overlapping excited chatter) 487 00:21:33,861 --> 00:21:36,066 -What do we got going on over here? -SYDNEY: Yeah, we got a stew, 488 00:21:36,099 --> 00:21:39,372 rice, plantains, and a little fennel salad. 489 00:21:39,405 --> 00:21:42,646 Alright, I'm interested. Ebra, yo, let's do this. 490 00:21:42,679 --> 00:21:44,850 EBRAHEIM: I bring my own. This looks like shit. 491 00:21:44,883 --> 00:21:46,119 -RICHIE: Oh, come on. -(Tina laughs) 492 00:21:46,152 --> 00:21:48,056 Don't pay any attention. 493 00:21:48,089 --> 00:21:50,127 -FAK: That's not nice. That's not nice. -EBRAHEIM: I don't eat pork. 494 00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:52,532 -SYDNEY: It's not pork. It's beef. -MARCUS: He never eats. 495 00:21:52,565 --> 00:21:55,605 -EBRAHEIM: It look like pork. -RICHIE: Alright, alright, I'll start. I'll start. 496 00:21:55,638 --> 00:21:58,678 I'm grateful for Philip K. Dick. Fak, you're up. 497 00:21:58,711 --> 00:22:01,116 FAK: Me?! Uh, I-I'm tha-- uh... 498 00:22:01,149 --> 00:22:04,556 thankful for my-my cats Ralph. 499 00:22:04,589 --> 00:22:05,959 TINA: They both named Ralph? 500 00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:08,463 FAK: Yeah. It's just, like, it's easier that way. 501 00:22:08,497 --> 00:22:11,671 -Ralph and Ralph. -RICHIE: Alright, Tina, you're up. What's up? 502 00:22:11,704 --> 00:22:13,875 I'm grateful for all y'all motherfuckers. 503 00:22:13,908 --> 00:22:16,547 -(friendly jeers) -Look at you, fucking softy! 504 00:22:16,580 --> 00:22:18,618 I guess I'm grateful that... 505 00:22:18,651 --> 00:22:20,689 Richie didn't come in here wearing that cologne today 506 00:22:20,722 --> 00:22:22,626 that he always be wearing. You know, it smell like 507 00:22:22,659 --> 00:22:25,765 -a pine tree and shit. -(laughter) 508 00:22:25,798 --> 00:22:28,036 EBRAHEIM: Smell like onion under arm. 509 00:22:28,069 --> 00:22:30,609 (laughter) 510 00:22:30,642 --> 00:22:32,980 Onion under arm! 511 00:22:33,013 --> 00:22:35,619 -SYDNEY: Chef, you want a plate? -All good. Thank you, Chef. 512 00:22:35,652 --> 00:22:37,723 TINA: You can have mine if you change your mind. 513 00:22:37,756 --> 00:22:39,125 -(crowd chanting outside) -What? 514 00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:41,864 I just never had plátanos with, like, grass on it. 515 00:22:41,897 --> 00:22:43,768 -Yo, shit. Cousin, Cousin. -(laughter) 516 00:22:43,801 --> 00:22:45,437 Cousin, yo, it's getting crazy out there. 517 00:22:45,470 --> 00:22:47,441 -Come give me a hand. -RICHIE: Nah, bro. 518 00:22:47,474 --> 00:22:48,677 This is on you. 519 00:22:48,711 --> 00:22:50,481 Yo, Tina, how about these plátanos though, right? 520 00:22:50,515 --> 00:22:52,519 -Yo, really? -Yeah, really. 521 00:22:52,552 --> 00:22:55,525 -This isn't my house, remember? -TINA: I didn't say I didn't like 'em. 522 00:22:55,558 --> 00:22:58,865 -She was just-- She was just saying she was... -You didn't eat them. 523 00:22:58,898 --> 00:23:01,737 -CROWD: Blockers! Blockers! Blockers! -CARMY: Yo! Eh! 524 00:23:01,770 --> 00:23:04,142 -(chanting) -Everybody relax! Things are fucking alright! 525 00:23:04,175 --> 00:23:06,146 Yo! 526 00:23:06,179 --> 00:23:08,483 Eh, stop banging on the fucking glass! My guy, stop banging-- 527 00:23:08,517 --> 00:23:11,624 -Get off me, cocksucker! -Fuck you, man! 528 00:23:11,657 --> 00:23:14,462 (overlapping punching, yelling) 529 00:23:14,496 --> 00:23:17,100 (video game music) 530 00:23:18,671 --> 00:23:20,007 -(gunshot) -(crowd hushes) 531 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,110 ♪ Breaker... ♪ 532 00:23:25,183 --> 00:23:27,956 Merry Christmas, Lizards. 533 00:23:27,989 --> 00:23:31,530 Sounds like we got a real problem out here. 534 00:23:31,563 --> 00:23:34,636 Any of you Incel-QAnon-4Chan... 535 00:23:34,669 --> 00:23:37,776 Snyder-Cut motherfuckers wanna out of line now? 536 00:23:37,809 --> 00:23:40,080 -(quiet murmuring) -Anybody? 537 00:23:41,683 --> 00:23:42,786 Yeah. 538 00:23:42,819 --> 00:23:44,790 Didn't think so. 539 00:23:44,823 --> 00:23:46,492 Cousin. 540 00:23:47,796 --> 00:23:49,465 (grunts) 541 00:23:51,069 --> 00:23:52,305 -You alright? -Thank you. 542 00:23:54,543 --> 00:23:57,181 So we're gonna have a little tournament here today. 543 00:23:57,214 --> 00:24:00,087 We are gonna be on our best behavior. 544 00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:02,793 We're not gonna scare any of the regulars. 545 00:24:02,826 --> 00:24:03,895 We're not gonna touch 'em. 546 00:24:03,928 --> 00:24:05,097 We're not gonna look at 'em all weird. 547 00:24:05,130 --> 00:24:08,671 We're not gonna do any of that spectral shit! 548 00:24:10,575 --> 00:24:14,215 Yes? Good. You're gonna purchase 549 00:24:14,248 --> 00:24:16,721 one Italian Beef combo to enter. Now, 550 00:24:16,754 --> 00:24:18,156 this is a single elimination tourney, 551 00:24:18,189 --> 00:24:20,795 so you lose, you get the fuck out. 552 00:24:20,828 --> 00:24:24,536 -(murmuring, laughing) -No two ways about it. You win... 553 00:24:24,569 --> 00:24:26,974 -free Italian Ice for a year. -(cheering) 554 00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:30,247 -(hollering) -Also... 555 00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:31,717 Also... 556 00:24:32,251 --> 00:24:33,654 Also... 557 00:24:34,589 --> 00:24:36,727 I hate litter. 558 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:40,000 So, you cucks are gonna clean up after yourselves, 559 00:24:40,033 --> 00:24:42,605 and you're gonna goddamn recycle. 560 00:24:46,012 --> 00:24:47,080 Fuck you. 561 00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:53,895 Cousin, how fucking dope is that?! -(door shuts) -Not dope at all. 562 00:24:53,928 --> 00:24:55,698 What are you talking about? I brought that crowd in! 563 00:24:55,731 --> 00:24:57,803 -That's a lot of money out there! -That we're not prepped for! 564 00:24:57,836 --> 00:24:59,807 I shoulda let those turkeys eat you, Carmy, I swear to God. 565 00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:02,244 Today was not the day to go fucking with the system. 566 00:25:02,277 --> 00:25:04,716 -System, system! Cousin-- -Hey, I don't care. 567 00:25:04,749 --> 00:25:06,754 I do not care what you do up in Napa 568 00:25:06,787 --> 00:25:08,858 with your fucking tweezers and your foie gras. 569 00:25:08,891 --> 00:25:11,997 You got no fuckin' idea what you're doing here! 570 00:25:12,030 --> 00:25:14,970 None! Zero! 571 00:25:15,003 --> 00:25:16,740 So we are gonna stick with what works, 572 00:25:16,773 --> 00:25:18,143 and we are gonna fuckin' make sure 573 00:25:18,176 --> 00:25:21,148 we got enough food to feed these fuckin' dorks. 574 00:25:22,619 --> 00:25:25,157 So get your ass back in there, 575 00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:28,262 and you make that fuckin' spaghetti. 576 00:25:30,768 --> 00:25:32,037 Sydney... 577 00:25:32,070 --> 00:25:35,645 Sorry about the gun, babe. I had to get real. 578 00:25:35,678 --> 00:25:38,717 -(quiet kitchen noise) -(sizzling) 579 00:25:47,234 --> 00:25:49,606 (rattles pan) 580 00:25:52,344 --> 00:25:55,584 (video game effects, chatter) 581 00:26:05,203 --> 00:26:06,840 Mm... 582 00:26:07,341 --> 00:26:08,911 Goddamn... 583 00:26:09,813 --> 00:26:11,583 Yo, Carm. Check it. 584 00:26:12,719 --> 00:26:14,188 That's good. You see that difference? 585 00:26:14,221 --> 00:26:16,760 -Big time. Steam tray. You were right. -Yep. 586 00:26:18,329 --> 00:26:20,902 You can throw down, huh? 587 00:26:20,935 --> 00:26:22,939 Hey, grab me a fresh parm brick? 588 00:26:22,972 --> 00:26:24,676 (grating) 589 00:26:24,709 --> 00:26:25,811 Heard, Chef. 590 00:26:29,351 --> 00:26:31,355 (stops grating) 591 00:26:37,201 --> 00:26:40,206 (sauce bubbling) 592 00:26:47,154 --> 00:26:50,193 -(kettle whistling) -(opening can) 593 00:26:54,401 --> 00:26:57,374 (whistling gets louder) 594 00:27:00,848 --> 00:27:03,854 ("Animal" by Pearl Jam) 595 00:27:09,733 --> 00:27:12,204 ♪ One, two, three, four, five against one ♪ 596 00:27:12,237 --> 00:27:14,108 ♪ Five, five, five against one ♪ 597 00:27:14,141 --> 00:27:16,246 ♪ Said one, two, three, four, five against one ♪ 598 00:27:16,279 --> 00:27:19,352 ♪ Five, five, five, five, five against one ♪ 599 00:27:19,385 --> 00:27:21,991 ♪ Torture from you to ♪ 600 00:27:22,024 --> 00:27:25,831 ♪ Me, yeah ♪ 601 00:27:26,934 --> 00:27:29,005 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 602 00:27:29,038 --> 00:27:32,979 ♪ Abducted from the street... ♪